“Um, Monica?” “Yeah?” I asked cheerily. “Are you gonna be at the thing tonight?” The thing. I smiled. “Yeah. I’ll be there.” “Good.” He paused. “It will give you some time to come up with an explanation as to why… — Amalie Silver Copy Share Image
“But who are you, Jeffrey? Does Shumaker & Gates represent you as well?” “Oh, yes! Of course. Why else would I be here?” Jeffrey… — Amalie Silver Copy Share Image
“smeep (smep) v. 1. To give forth a short, shrill cry or sound. 2. To utter in a thin, shrill voice in extreme fandom.” — Amalie Silver Copy Share Image
“Now, I’ll admit, he’s nothing of which I was ashamed, but these girls were not only acting is if I was going to take… — Amalie Silver Copy Share Image
“I’d apparently misunderstood the sexual deprivation and borderline psychotic fantasies of this country’s romance-reading community.” — Amalie Silver Copy Share Image
“Um, Monica?” “Yeah?” I asked cheerily. “Are you gonna be at the thing tonight?” The thing. I smiled. “Yeah. I’ll be there.” “Good.” He… — Amalie Silver Copy Share Image
“I probably shouldn’t have told you that. But I have a feeling you needed to hear it more than I needed to keep it… — Amalie Silver Copy Share Image
“Look, I’m not saying I look like a catfish or anything, but have you fucking seen him? He’s the kind of guy who makes… — Amalie Silver Copy Share Image
“Why a flower had become that, I had no idea. Something about flowers always made me think about the reproductive system.The scent of a… — Amalie Silver Copy Share Image
“Every good story needs the token gay guy, even if that story is your own.” — Amalie Silver Copy Share Image
“I sighed. “Monica? I haven’t waxed my eyebrows, or any other essential areas, in over a month. I have four gray hairs at the… — Amalie Silver Copy Share Image
“Nope. I’m done. I’ve had it. From now on I’m swearing off men entirely and living a celibate and contented life without the penis.… — Amalie Silver Copy Share Image
“Did someone forget the golden rule?” Look, but don’t touch… Taste, but don’t swallow.” — Amalie Silver Copy Share Image
