“The worst thing about the age we live in? Any slovenly Howard can crawl out of his chive-chip hovel to meet his female algorithmic dopple for neutral non-threatening coffee to laugh over season two episode six of some bullshit, the… — Gabe Durham Copy Share Image
“The worst thing about the age we live in? Any slovenly Howard can crawl out of his chive-chip hovel to meet his female algorithmic… — Gabe Durham Copy Share Image
“Question, Dave. At what age is it appropriate to stop dreaming of the year I sweep the Nobels, and really hunker down and specialize… — Gabe Durham Copy Share Image
“Because everybody knows the best camp activities are those rich with mnemonic potential, and memories remain longest when attached to changes of scenery.” — Gabe Durham Copy Share Image
“EVERYTHING I KNOW ABOUT MUSIC "When you’re improvising and you hit a bad note, hit it again a few times. Own the note, shine… — Gabe Durham Copy Share Image
“BEST FRIENDS SHOULD BE TOGETHER We’ll get a pair of those half-heart necklaces so every ask n’ point reminds us we are one glued… — Gabe Durham Copy Share Image
“A woman’s greatest knack is how well she can hide how much sleep she’s been missing. There’s a little tally board inside each of… — Gabe Durham Copy Share Image
