Theatre Quotes by Irving Paul Lazar

Anbody can make an easy deal, but only a true agent can sell a dog.

— Irving Paul Lazar

I'm not a very religious man, but I'm proud to be a Jew.

— Irving Paul Lazar

The whole point of having money, and working and making money, is to enjoy and spend it.

— Irving Paul Lazar

In a deal, you give and take. You compromise. Then you grab the cash and catch the next train out of town.

— Irving Paul Lazar

Sometimes I wake up in the morning and there's nothing doing, so I decide to make something happen by lunch.

— Irving Paul Lazar

I call myself a literary agent simply to distinguish myself from actors' agents.

— Irving Paul Lazar

I have no contracts with my clients; just a handshake is enough.

— Irving Paul Lazar