“Always be polite to possible murderers: that was the twenty-four-hour-shopping philosophy.” — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“Never argue with the surreal; there's no winning against irrationality.” — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“Curiosity may have killed the cat, but paranoia was what tied it up in a sack and buried it in wet concrete.” — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“Paranoia seems more reasonable when you've got twelve stitches in your side.” — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“There was almost a flicker of humanity in the man. The kind of human who pulled wings off flies as a kid,… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“Whoever had said in the guidebooks that the bum bag was a sensible device against theft had lied; no single item of… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“But it's not healthy!” replied the Hag. “A mortal and a god sharing the same flesh?” “You know, this isn't why we're… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“Men don't ask other men if they're getting home OK, they just assume that beneath the frail, weak exterior lurks a muscle-building… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“The whole calamity would be in one of those police reports that D. B. Sinclair and his "concerned citizens" filed carefully under… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“The armored men counted to three, then burst inside the flat, shouting impressive things like "clear!" or "go go go!" as they… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“I was the apprentice of Robert James Bakker. I'm sure you've heard of him. I am a sorcerer. I was there when… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“When last I checked, you were a sorcerer, not a Jedi." "You've seen Star Wars?" "Seen it and denounced it." "You've denounced… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“I looked at Judith. "This sounds strange, but I don't suppose you saw three mad women with a cauldron of boiling tea… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“The majority of the employees here are civilians," explained my Alderman guide/protector/companion/would-be-executioner as we strode without a word to the security guards… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
