The night we met-I'm not like that guy." His jaw was rigid. "I know tha-" He placed a finger over my lips,… — Tammara Webber Copy Share Image
The election moment is merely the American public saying, "We'd rather you be President than that guy." That's it. — Jon Stewart Copy Share Image
The other night I went out to have dinner in a London pub and the barmaid had this whole conversation saying, 'You… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
One story I've been trying to write for years, and haven't been able to finish, is about a face I saw, just… — Peter Orner Copy Share Image
It’s every band’s right, you shouldn’t have to do f___ing Glee. And then the guy who created Glee is so offended that… — Dave Grohl Copy Share Image
I could be an alternative comic. I could be that really dark - I was - I was a very dark comic… — Louie Anderson Copy Share Image
Walt Whitman is HOT! I mean, that guy could sound his barbaric yawps over the roofs of my world any time. — John Green Copy Share Image
Whenever someone dies everyone says, I love that guy, except for Jeffrey Dahmer. — Pauly Shore Copy Share Image
Sensitive. That killed me. That guy Morrow was about as sensitive as a toilet seat. — J. D. Salinger Copy Share Image
A real common problem with a lot of animals is that guys are bad, hate to say it, but they will tune… — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
I leave at half-time; by then you can see which way it's going. If you ask me to name five of our… — Bernie Ecclestone Copy Share Image
I never saw anyone like Ty Cobb. No one even close to him as the greatest all-time ballplayer. That guy was superhuman,… — Casey Stengel Copy Share Image
I hope I'm not sitting on a bench in a retirement home talking about what was: "Oh, I worked with this guy… — David Krumholtz Copy Share Image
When my mother would make me sandwiches for school - zucchini and eggs, pepper and eggs, everything was with eggs - the… — Pat Cooper Copy Share Image
The great thing that guys like Facebook's Mark Zuckerberg and the Google guys have in common is they treat their technology like… — Harvey Weinstein Copy Share Image
I think I play tennis for, to against a big legend, big court, short time. That's what I train for. That's why… — Gael Monfils Copy Share Image
It's tough in the NHL; you have to produce on a high level. And everybody expects you to do it because you… — Jaromir Jagr Copy Share Image
People need a time to laugh. It's up to us to bonk ourselves on the head and slip on a banana peel… — Chris Farley Copy Share Image
If you see me performing, you're going, that guy is simply the most extroverted guy I've ever seen. But if you've seen… — Bruce Springsteen Copy Share Image
His every syllable flirted. Honestly, he kind of turned me on. I didn't even know that guys could turn me on-not, like,… — John Green Copy Share Image
I've never worn a dress shirt that's been comfortable. I've always just worn dress shoes. On more than one occasion, I've heard… — CM Punk Copy Share Image
A lot of things come with fame, whether it's losing friends or losing family. You still gotta stand up and be that… — Young Jeezy Copy Share Image
Most guys believe that they're supposed to know how to fix things. This is a responsibility that guys have historically taken upon… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Because it all derived from Superman. I mean, I love all the characters, but Superman is just this perfect human pop-culture distillation… — Grant Morrison Copy Share Image
Growing up I was a total movie-holic, but I always wanted to play the role that Clark Gable was playing or Spencer… — Joyce DeWitt Copy Share Image
