My English teacher wanted to have sex with me in Junior High. The only problem was, my English teacher was a guy. I smacked him in his face with an eraser, chased him with a stapler and stapled his nuts… — Eminem Copy Share Image
To the people I forgot, you weren't on my mind for some reason and you probably don't deserve any thanks anyway. — Eminem Copy Share Image
You've got enemies? Good. That means you actually stood up for something in your life. — Eminem Copy Share Image
Of course you don't want your kids swearing. But remember how fun it was to cuss when you were in the first grade? — Eminem Copy Share Image
I can feel the heat rising Everything is on fire Today's a painful reminder of why We can only get brighter The further you… — Eminem Copy Share Image
But shizzle my whizzle this is the plot listen up! you bizzle forgot that slizzle does NOT give a fuck — Eminem Copy Share Image
But you'd have to walk a thousand miles In my shoes, just to see What it's like, to be me I'll be you, let's… — Eminem Copy Share Image
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