I don't care about sex anymore. It's a headache. It's hard to trust people. You talk to a girl, and then she… — Danny Brown Copy Share Image
As soon as you stop thinking about them, they'll send you a text message or call you. Because they know you stopped… — Lauren Conrad Copy Share Image
“As for human contact, I'd lost all appetite for it. Mankind has, as you may have noticed, become very inventive about devising… — Jonathan Coe Copy Share Image
“Don't send me a text message. I seldom respond to them. Use poetry.” — José N. Harris Copy Share Image
“I told them both I didn’t have time for this bullshit, and if anybody wanted to ask a lady out, he could… — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to stop potential terrorist plots. But it sure would be more effective if I could just record… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
Number deleted, text message thread deleted & call history. *deep breath*...im done with you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Each time you ignore me, I regret every text message that I've ever sent you. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The funniest thing a man has ever said to me... I once recieved a text message that said, 'Fancy a cuddle-slash-wrestle?' It's… — Daisy Lowe Copy Share Image
That WTF moment when you used almost half an hour to write a LOVE message that contained 4pages to your GF/BF and… — Giftthabest Copy Share Image
I overanalyze things way too much, to the point where it affects my life. Like, when I'm talking to a boy, I'll… — Lucy Hale Copy Share Image
Modern life has gotten so strange, we all get 150 emails and text messages a day, and it's hard when things are… — Brit Marling Copy Share Image
(text message) CMDR ROOT. TRBLE BELOW. HAVN OVRRN BY GOBLINS. PLCE PLAZA SRROUNDED. CUDGEON + OPL KBOI BHND PLOT. NO WPONS OR… — Eoin Colfer Copy Share Image
“It’s been one month since the universe lost you. One month since you woke up in the morning. One month since you… — Adam Silvera Copy Share Image
I don't really send text messages. I rarely carry my phone. I occasionally check messages at the end of the night, but… — Angelina Jolie Copy Share Image
The small things matter most to me. Im a country girl. Waking up to a sweet text message...He's winning. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You are in love when¦ every text message, every phone call, every time someone says your name, You pray to God it… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
As you all know by now, Barack Obama sent out a cell phone text message at 3 a.m. on Saturday morning to… — Jay Leno Copy Share Image
It's embarrassing for me to text message back and forth with a girl. I'm asking all these questions just to continue a… — Nick Jonas Copy Share Image
Because Mint has access to all of your bank accounts and credit cards, we can detect fraud or unusual spending patterns faster… — Aaron Patzer Copy Share Image
“It’s critical for motorcyclists to understand how motorists prioritize what they see around them and how much they have to prioritize. Drivers… — David L. Hough Copy Share Image
Every status update you read on Facebook, every tweet or text message you get from a friend, is competing for resources in… — Daniel Levitin Copy Share Image
If millions of Americans choose to weigh in on the outcome of 'American Idol' through text messages and the Web, then why… — Ruzwana Bashir Copy Share Image