“If you ever have children, tell them they must always be drunk. Drunk on love, drunk on poetry, drunk on wine, it… — Benjamin Hale Copy Share Image
I can't wait to blow the f*ckin' speakers off this house... and don't tell anyone I'm drunk. — Jersey Shore Copy Share Image
“To have touched the feet of Christ is no excuse for mistakes in punctuation. If a man writes well only when he's… — Fernando Pessoa Copy Share Image
If four or five guys tell you that you're drunk, even though you know you haven't had a thing to drink, the… — Joseph M. Schenck Copy Share Image
“I tell you, to be drunk on alcohol is disgraceful, but to be drunk on water is noble and ecstatic.” — Yann Martel Copy Share Image
