Women, aren't they perfect? It doesn't matter if they're fat, skinny, blond, or blue. If a woman is willing to give you her love, Harvard, it's the greatest gift in the world. Makes you taller, makes you smarter, makes your… — Joe Pesci Copy Share Image
I couldn't get any jobs, and when that happens, you get so humble it's disgusting. I didn't feel like a man anymore -- I… — Joe Pesci Copy Share Image
You know why you hate me so much, Jeffery? Because I look the way you feel. — Joe Pesci Copy Share Image
There are great actors we'll never see just because they haven't had my luck. — Joe Pesci Copy Share Image
I love to star in movies, but I want to have good roles. It doesn't help to get starring roles in something that's no… — Joe Pesci Copy Share Image
I've been married three times, but I'll never forget my first trip as a young man, on my honeymoon, with my new wife. — Joe Pesci Copy Share Image
Scorsese and De Niro taught me to bring out the natural side of myself. And they taught me to think of myself as the… — Joe Pesci Copy Share Image
My father loved me so much that he did not want me to be a laborer or anything. I dont know if its the… — Joe Pesci Copy Share Image
