“Let me give you some advice here: People who want to have the sex talk with you will act the same way as people who want to murder you. First they get you in their car, so they're in control… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“And once, a sophomore English teacher, Mr. Watts, found out that one of his students had spent the past eight class periods carving an elaborate design into his desk. The "artwork" read: "Mr. Watts and Dickens sucks dick." Mr. Watts confronted the carver, telling him, "That's wrong!" Then Mr. Watts took the knife and crossed out the last s in… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share
“In winter this town is freezing. You step out your door in the morning and the whole place looks like one of those nature… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“Great. Darcy is the ruler of our school. Prety soon, Julius is going to be like Singapore - you'll get a $500 fine for… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“My love life couldn't be more nonexistent if Julius was all all-girls' boarding school with a moat full of alligators around it.” — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“I did remember. The librarian had picked me up and held me to her chest as we evacuated beneath the flashing fire alarm. I'd… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“You all right?" he asked. I felt dizzy. "Yeah. Lots of blood, though..." "The head always bleeds a lot," Luke told me. "Remember when… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“I'm not copying you!" Luke said. "A werewolf is totally different than a vampire! You're creepy all the time. Mine is just, like, a… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“Our neighbors were so excited when a black family moved in that they got them a welcome basket with the first three seasons of… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“Whoever taught my mother the phrase stud muffin should be prosecuted” — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“I could kiss that girl. And ya know what? I will kiss that girl. As soon as I get back to school, I'm gonna… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“I've been asking around to find out what girls are into," Eugene tells me, really pleased with himself. "So I'm gonna get a spray… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
“We are in a boy recession," Eugene repeats. "There's been a sudden, drastic decrease in the male population at this school. And I'm gonna… — Flynn Meaney Copy Share Image
