“Is this Paradise?' 'I can guarantee you that it isn't,' Jubal assured him. 'My taxes are due this week.” — Robert A. Heinlein Copy Share Image
Your taxes are due a week from today. You can make out your check directly to Halliburton. Or you can do what I'm going to do. I'm filing my first joint return. No, I'm not getting married, I'm sending the… — Bill Maher Copy Share Image
