The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death . . . — James Woods Copy Share Image
Filmmaking, like sex, isn't a polite enterprise. It involves a lot of mess and the bottom line is, if somebody ain't screaming, you're not… — James Woods Copy Share Image
I'm absolutely gonna win it, because I'm ruthless. I sit at the poker table and my job is to destroy people. — James Woods Copy Share Image
Just curious. Does the president of the United States have any advice for other teenage boys in America? Wounded warriors, for example . . . — James Woods Copy Share Image
I think it's safe to say people are going to be interested in Kim Kardashian's love choices for the next 30 years. But they… — James Woods Copy Share Image
Golfers are genuinely courteous in a discourteous world. Show me a guest on The Jerry Springer Show who's a golfer. — James Woods Copy Share Image
Achieving success as an actor has not been easy for me. My biggest, probably most irrational complaint has been that I've had to work… — James Woods Copy Share Image
The only reason people lock their car doors when Obama walks by is they are afraid he'll tax them to death . . . — James Woods Copy Share Image
My second ex-wife was really kind of like a ship passing in the night. Only she turned out to be the Exxon Valdez. — James Woods Copy Share Image
My parents loved each other. I was raised in a house of total love and respect. My dad worked very hard and my mother… — James Woods Copy Share Image
I was able to lean on people for favors and things to help out because their budget was so low. It was half of… — James Woods Copy Share Image
If I say I'm the best actor for the part, I mean it and I'm not kidding. — James Woods Copy Share Image
