He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate… — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
I was going to thrash them within an inch of their lives, but I didn't have a tape measure. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
The tape measure doesn't lie. Get that tape measure out and put it on your hips and your waist. Keep checking it.… — Jack LaLanne Copy Share Image
![“He [Groucho's father] had absolutely no training, and if you had ever seen one of his suits, you'd realize what an accurate statement that is. You see, Pop never used a tape measure. He didn't believe in it. He said he could just look at a man and tell his size, with the result that frequently…” quote by Groucho Marx](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/472/groucho-marx-788_accurate_he-groucho-s-father-had-absolutely-no-tr_2679609.jpg)
