Sorry you've reached an age where getting a tan is more life-threatening than awesome. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I support the health care bill's 10% tanning bed tax as long as I'm not the one who has to tell the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll put the time into getting a real tan when you put the time into giving me a real orgasm. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't use sunscreen because my lifestyle makes it far more likely my liver, lungs, or heart will deteriorate before my skin. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Sorry your jack-o-lantern isn't nearly as scary or orange as Mitt Romney speaking to Latinos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
My condolences to a white person on once again experiencing sticker shock from buying suntan lotion. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm so glad your birthday will bring together all our friends at a time when my tan is fully realized. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I enjoy leaves changing color in fall as much as Mitt Romney enjoys changing color when speaking to Latinos. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
