“Wasn’t it enough that my total social annihilation had bought him overnight fame—couldn’t he just leave the deluded idiot alone now, like he’d promised? But of course a huge part of me was whole-body-electrified-excited that he hadn’t forgotten me yet.… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“It’ll happen sooner than you think. Today was as much blowback as you’re gonna get, I bet.” “Great, then you can expect amazing GIFs… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“The doorbell rang. Mo’s head whipped back so fast I thought she might break her neck. She looked like she was trying to x-ray… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“Doing this would be like starting with a paper cut and trying to bandage it with a machete.” — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“When you sing, do little birds come and do your hair for you? I swear, Kyle, you’re the most sunshiney person I’ve ever met.” — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“Rachel,” Dad said as I was rushing out the door. I turned, fingers tapping my impatience out against my leg. “There’s no such thing… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“(From Rachel): Just sayin: Mary should come with a warning label. “May cause massive anxiety and an inability to get a word in edgewise.… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“Rachel, you need to look at this one.” “I don’t need to do anything.” “Okay, let me rephrase. I would like you to look… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“Wasn’t it enough that my total social annihilation had bought him overnight fame—couldn’t he just leave the deluded idiot alone now, like he’d promised?… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“It was like she’d pulled curtains over her eyes. That smile: a locked door. And I didn’t know what words were the key.” — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“Okay,” I said again, “so I won’t totally delete my accounts and attempt to melt into the earth and cut out a big red… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“...will they . . . will I be . . .” I couldn’t get out the tail end of the thought; it was like… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
“(From MO-MO): Did I ever mention how much I hate Europeans? (To MO-MO): That’s racist. (From MO-MO): You can’t be racist against a continent.… — Jilly Gagnon Copy Share Image
