Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got in your stomach is Taco Bell. — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Look, in my opinion the best thing you can do is find a person who loves you for exactly what you are. Good mood,… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Bren MacGuff: When you move out I'm getting two Weimaraners! Juno: Woah dream big! — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Did you put like, a hundred things of tic-tacs in my mailbox? - Paulie — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Well, you know, I was thinking I'd just nip it in the bud, before it gets worse, because they were talking about it in… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Juno: Your little girlfriend gave me the stinkeye in art class yesterday. Paulie: Katrina's not my girlfriend alright? And I doubt she gave you… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Leah: Woah check out baby big head. That thing is freaky looking. Juno: Excuse me? I am a sacred vessel, alright? All you've got… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Like I'd marry you, you'd be the meanest wife ever ok? And I know that you weren't bored that day. Because there was a… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
You shoulda gone to China. You know, 'cause I hear they give away babies like free iPods. You know they pretty much just put… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Yeah I came as soon as I got that ultrasound goo off my pelvis. It was crazy actually, my step-mom verbally abused the ultrasound… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
My five-year-old daughter could do that and she's not the brightest bulb in the tanning bed. -Bren MacGuff — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
Juno: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey Vanessa, will… — Juno (The Movie Copy Share Image
![“Juno: Can't we just like kick this old school. You know, like I stick the baby in a basket, send it your way, like Moses and the reeds? Mark: Technically that'd be kickin' it Old Testiment. [winks]” quote by Juno (The Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/e61/juno-the-movie-20691_gaze_juno-can-t-we-just-like-kick-this-old-sc_307593.jpg)
![“Juno: [showing ultrasound photo] It's a baby. It's your baby. It kinda looks like it's waving, you know, like it's saying, "Hey Vanessa, will you be my mom?" Vanessa: Aww, it kind of does.” quote by Juno (The Movie](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/07a/juno-the-movie-20691_quote_juno-showing-ultrasound-photo-it-s-a-bab_1170013.jpg)