I'm having trouble warming up to Mitt Romney. He looks like the guy in the restaurant that comes to your table to… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
The only food he has ever stolen has been down on a coffee table. He claims that he genuinely believed it to… — Jean Little Copy Share Image
My dad and my uncles owned a bar outside of Cincinnati. I worked there growing up, mopping floors, waiting tables. — John Boehner Copy Share Image
My behavior is nonetheless, deplorable. Unfortunately, I'm quite prone to such bouts of deplorability--take for instance, my fondness for reading books at… — Brandon Sanderson Copy Share Image
Sanctions alone could not stop Iran's nuclear program. But they did help bring Iran to the negotiating table. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
I beat my sons in real-life table tennis, but virtually, I get murdered. I download games on the iPhone that I'm addicted… — Salman Rushdie Copy Share Image
My grandfather was a chef for a Baron in Sicily before he came to America. I grew up with him. I used… — Vincent Schiavelli Copy Share Image
We've got to recognize that when we march into Iraq, we're setting up the card tables in front of every university in… — Chris Matthews Copy Share Image
Does anyone know why Will left?" Charlotte demanded, standing at the head of a long table around which the rest of them… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
I stopped drinking when I had children because I wanted to be awake and aware. I did not want to be going,… — Robin Williams Copy Share Image
[T]ax cuts are not just something that all taxpayers deserve, but also the best way to curb government spending. It is the… — Zell Miller Copy Share Image
The clock struck half past two. In the little office at the back of Mr. McKechnie's bookshop, Gordon--Gordon Comstock, last member of… — George Orwell Copy Share Image
I went out a couple of times with Pierce. He's totally recognizable, and he makes no effort to tone it down. Some… — Robert Pattinson Copy Share Image
For, after all, put it as we may to ourselves, we are all of us from birth to death guests at a… — Rebecca Harding Davis Copy Share Image
You must strive to multiply bread so that it suffices for the tables of mankind, and not rather favor an artificial control… — Pope Paul VI Copy Share Image
I could count my modeling jobs on my hands and toes. When I graduated from college, I moved to New York specifically… — William Baldwin Copy Share Image
Charlotte leaned forward across the table. “The Dark Sisters never mentioned what use they intended to make of your abilities, did they?”… — Cassandra Clare Copy Share Image
Nick sat beside Simon, who was at his computer. Marcus stood at attention beside the food. Hale had his feet on the… — Ally Carter Copy Share Image
Oh, what a catastrophe, what a maiming of love when it was made personal, merely personal feeling. This is what is the… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't like the fact that we're not creating jobs the way we used to create jobs in Pennsylvania. I lament the… — Tom Wolf Copy Share Image
A lot of the content that goes directly to the internet, or is web-created content, is very hand-held video where you can… — Joseph McGinty Nichol Copy Share Image
I'd sit at my kitchen table and start scanning help-wanted ads on my laptop, but then a browser tab would blink and… — Robin Sloan Copy Share Image
What we need to question is bricks, concrete, glass, our table manners, our utensils, our tools, the way we spend our time,… — Georges Perec Copy Share Image
In that memorable year, 1822: Oersted, a Danish physicist, held in his hands a piece of copper wire, joined by its extremities… — Louis Pasteur Copy Share Image
Oh, Zoe Kazan - I'd move back to Brooklyn for her. She makes me happy with my life. Knowing her, being at… — Michelle Williams Copy Share Image
I've never really thought of myself as having an ego. I've always found myself as having a lot of confidence. I know… — Terrell Owens Copy Share Image
With one more talent one frequently stands with greater instability than with one less, as a table stands better on three legs… — Friedrich Nietzsche Copy Share Image
Most people that commit to a life of celibacy weren't leaving that much on the table in the first place. — Dov Davidoff Copy Share Image
I can always go back to waiting tables, but I won't be very good at it. I'll never be good at it. — Mike Birbiglia Copy Share Image
What was up with class today? It was watered-down porn. He practically had you and Patch on top of your lab table,… — Becca Fitzpatrick Copy Share Image
If we want to make meetings productive, we need to keep track of those whose requests are on the table. — Marshall B. Rosenberg Copy Share Image
Many casting directors won't hire aspiring actors because you might be burning some chick's headshot under the table so she doesn't get… — Olivia Wilde Copy Share Image
The grand thing about the human mind is that it can turn its own tables and see meaninglessness as ultimate meaning. — John Cage Copy Share Image
I had been invited to speak after the lunch. But I did not go to the table until the feast ended, as… — Elizabeth Cady Stanton Copy Share Image
At the very beginning, I said my life and Playboy are a Rorschach test. It's a culmination of the dreams and fantasies… — Christie Hefner Copy Share Image
We don't need lists of rights and wrongs, tables of do's and don'ts: we need books, time, and silence. Thou shalt not… — Philip Pullman Copy Share Image
Prior to the internet, the last technology that had any real effect on the way people sat down and talked together was… — Clay Shirky Copy Share Image
When one is a child, the disposition of objects, tables and chairs and doors, seems part of the natural order: a house-move… — Elizabeth Bowen Copy Share Image
The person that goes regularly and intelligently to the Lord's Table finds it increasingly hard to yield to sin and conform to… — J. C. Ryle Copy Share Image
In my life there are not that many questions I can't properly deal with using my $40 adding machine and dog-eared compound… — Charlie Munger Copy Share Image