But I believe that there are marriages where you can have your pool table and she can have her scrapbooking room or garden or whatever it is. But when everyone has what they want, it's not funny. There's no conflict. — Brad Garrett Copy Share Image
I was very, very large as a kid and never athletic, and my home life was a little upside down and I never felt… — Brad Garrett Copy Share
In standup, it's just you. You're your own writer, your own critic, your own director, and it's never the same. You really don't always… — Brad Garrett Copy Share
Standup is really the only thing in the entertainment business that you do totally alone. — Brad Garrett Copy Share
I'm the type of guy that feels pressure when I have to order dinner. I'm just that type of guy but that's my fuel.… — Brad Garrett Copy Share
I think I'm better wired for television. I love variety as far as a project. I'm easily bored and the schedule of a television… — Brad Garrett Copy Share
I feel very, very grateful. I'm a lucky guy, you need a lot of luck, and then when the cameras roll, you have to… — Brad Garrett Copy Share
We don't take care of our teachers and our cops and our firemen. They should be at the top of our list. — Brad Garrett Copy Share
Athletics are not my wheelhouse because sports were mean to this uncoordinated kid growing up, a 6-foot-2 14-year-old who never could do a layup. — Brad Garrett Copy Share
I've always wanted to play a coach in a movie, just to be the captain of anything in the pirate ship of my bathtub. — Brad Garrett Copy Share
