“Suddenly, I developed an acute case of Tourette’s syndrome, “Fuck! That fucking-shit-son-of-an-ass-monkey-dick-weasel!” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“You got me, Sam. You own my soul, baby. You got me…and you healed me.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Coitus Interruptus!” I screamed. “Stop and put your hands where I can see them.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“With my guitar, I could write my own stories, my own poems, and my own destiny. No one could take away the feelings, the… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Put a damn shirt on and cover up your eighteen pack or whatever you got going on under that skin, you are making me… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“It’s a condom, Kade, because if you’re going to act like a dick, you might as well dress like one,” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Yeah, I was going to follow her. Staying away from her was not an option. I would have to staple myself to the damn… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Most guys don’t know this, but a woman’s G-spot is in her eyes and ears. If you look in her pants, you’re never going… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Hey, love? Guess what today is? “Smack Kade in the fucking face day?” … “Oh, you’re bloody brilliant, love. No that only happens on… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“I had to be honest though, Shane was insanely attractive, but looks fade and they are just a covering. Even if the outside of… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“Why settle for something like that, when you've tasted heaven and you'll always know what you're missing?” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“I promise you, I will pick up every little broken piece of you, every fucking piece, Grace, and for the rest of my fucking… — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
“There are only two four letter words that are offense to men. The words don’t and stop . Well, unless they are used together.” — Christine Zolendz Copy Share Image
