Surprise parties are strange 'cause people jump up and they yell the word, 'surprise' at the party. I came home and you… — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
“It was a surprise party, Parker,” America said softly. “Oh,” Parker said, cringing. “You’re throwing me a surprise party?” I asked America.… — Jamie McGuire Copy Share Image
Death is a surprise party. Unless of course you're already dead on the inside. — John Kramer Copy Share Image
A surprise party is a great way to show your wife how awesome you are at lying to her face. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
