Sure Spelled Quotes by Lamartimothy

Dear microsoft word, I'm pretty sure I spelled my name right

— Lamartimothy

You're not a slut? Then what are you…like a volunteer prostitute?

— Lamartimothy

I would slap you but that would be animal abuse

— Lamartimothy

*Every Morning* Me: I'm sorry but I really can't stay. Bed: But baby it's so cold outside...

— Lamartimothy