I have 13 dependents. All of them have 140 IQ or better, except me. I'm under 100 IQ, and I support them all. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
I am a millionaire today and my wife deserves all of the credit. Before I met her I was a multi-millionaire. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
After all these years, it's still embarrassing for me to play on the American golf tour. Like the time I asked my caddie for… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the… — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Playing golf is not hot work. Cutting sugar cane for a dollar a day - that's hot work. Hotter than my first wrist watch. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
When you're having trouble and topping the ball, it means the ground is moving on you. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Why do I love kids so much? Because I was never a kid myself. I was too poor to really have a childhood. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Music is not supposed to rile you up. Music is something to bring you down. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
Putting isn't golf, greens should be treated almost the same as water hazards: you land on them, then add two strokes to your score. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
A lot of guys out here are very serious, and God bless them, that's their personality. It's not a sin to be business-like. — Chi Chi Rodriguez Copy Share Image
