“The fact is that Superman should be fat. He should be a lard-assed superhero with flabby arms, a beer gut, and soft muscles. ...when Superman bench-presses a Cadillac, he doesn't even break a sweat. It's like picking up a bag… — Weston Ochse Copy Share Image
“Interspersed within the blonde hairs were traitorous slivers of gray.” — Weston Ochse Copy Share Image
“The fact is that Superman should be fat. He should be a lard-assed superhero with flabby arms, a beer gut, and soft muscles. ...when… — Weston Ochse Copy Share Image
“Being spanked and tickled by Mr. T while he chants ‘Them bats is smart, they use radar, fool!’ is just fucking scary.” — Weston Ochse Copy Share Image
