“Physics extra credit: What should you do if you are stuck on frictionless ice? Assume you are nude and there is no atmospheric resistance. While correct, the answer 'suffocate' will not earn the credit.” — Blythe Woolston Copy Share Image
“I can't depend on the world, but other than that, I'm doing fine. I'm moving my story down the road. Slowly, slowly, like an… — Blythe Woolston Copy Share Image
“They want to keep each other safe from danger. Each other is all they got in a dangerous world. It probably isn't going to… — Blythe Woolston Copy Share Image
“Physics extra credit: What should you do if you are stuck on frictionless ice? Assume you are nude and there is no atmospheric resistance.… — Blythe Woolston Copy Share Image
“1. Heat the oven to Denial. 2. Prepare the pan with a spray of Anger. 3. Mix in two medium-size bargains with The Bony… — Blythe Woolston Copy Share Image
“Two things attract magpies: sparkly stuff and roadkill. This particular funeral is a jackpot for magpies.” — Blythe Woolston Copy Share Image
“A dream dictionary is a one-size-fits-all-palm-reading-astrology-column-in-the-newspaper-carrot-equals-penis secret-code decoder.” — Blythe Woolston Copy Share Image
“I have seen teenage boys having sex, and they aren't so intense as babies who are figuring out that they have hands...” — Blythe Woolston Copy Share Image
“Love is all tangled up with worry, but you can't cast out into the world until the line is untangled.” — Blythe Woolston Copy Share Image
