Right away when I got to college, I realized that being a politician sucks. It's really hard! It wasn't for me. B.J. Novak is convinced that I will run for mayor of Chicago at some point. He begs me to… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
I'm a huge fan of 'Eastbound & Down.' It's one of my favorite shows. — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
You don't want to have to come into work on Monday already apologizing. I try to save my apologies for what I've done later… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
It's OK to argue with your friends. Guys can do it better than girls, usually, but if you ever get into a fight with… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
I went in and auditioned for one of the main guys for 'The League' when it was first casting, and I was so excited… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
If I was a condiment, I'm gonna go ahead and say I would be Sriracha, because I go well with other things. I'm too… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
I do two cups of coffee with a little bit of raw sugar and soy creamer, and then I do a bowl of plain… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
I love 'Love Actually.' 'Love Actually,' there's, like, nine stories in that movie. Three of them are good. But watching that movie, I get… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
Alan Rickman's Hans Gruber is the greatest bad guy in a movie ever. — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
I'm a big crier in general. The right life insurance commercial will take me out for a couple of days. — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
My celeb crush is Julia Louis-Dreyfus. She's hysterical, she's beautiful, and she seems like a normal person. I'm in love with her. — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
I'm more scared of parking by a parking meter than vampires because one of them is real and adversely affects my life and results… — Ike Barinholtz Copy Share Image
