Picture anybody growing up so stupid he didn't know that hope is just another phase you'll grow out of. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The problem with educating stupid people was that they didn’t know they were stupid. The same went for curing crazy people. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“We thought all this teaching was to make us smart. What it did was make us stupid.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
You become smart when you don't need to quote someone anymore." I am still stupid: I quoted Chuck Palahiniuk — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
We thought all this teaching was to make us smart. What it did was make us stupid. With all the little facts… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
I never think I'm making fun of my culture. In fact I'm making fun of myself, because I catch myself doing some… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
You don’t care where I live or how I feel, or what I eat or how I feed my kids or how… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The only biodiversity we're going to have left is Coke versus Pepsi. We're landscaping the whole world one stupid mistake at a… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
The evil queen was stupid to play Snow White's game. There's an age where a woman has to move on to another… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
'Romance' is based on my entire creative process. I fall in love with an idea, obsess over it, isolate myself with it,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Also consider that someday, when you’re dead and rotted, kids with their baby teeth will sit in their time-geography class and laugh… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
“There’s a terrible dark joy when the only person who knows all your secrets is finally dead. Your parents. Your doctor. Your… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Most people would never admit it, but they'd been bitching since they were born. As soon as their head popped out into… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Jump way back to one time, Evie and me did this fashion shoot in a junk yard, in a slaughterhouse, in a… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Some stories, she’d say, the more you tell them, the faster you use them up. Those kind, the drama burns off, and… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Nothing feels as awful as pouring your heart out to some talk therapist, then realizing this so-called professional is actually vastly stupid… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Even if you tell yourself "Today I'm going to drink coffee the wrong way ... from a dirty boot." Even that would… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image
Because after you've crossed some lines, you just keep crossing them. And there's no escaping from constant escape. Distracting ourselves. Avoiding confrontation. Getting past… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share
According to Plato, we don't learn anything. Our soul has lived so many lives that we know everything. Teachers and education can only remind… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share
His saliva tasted like the wet dicks of ten thousand lonely truck drivers. — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share
“We drive west the rest of the night, away from where the sun will come up, trying to outrace it, trying not to see… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share
“Then you're trapped in your lovely nest, and the things you used to own, now they own you.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share
Verbs allow you to communicate a story in a much more converged or involuntary way for a reader. The verbs allow you to come… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share
“Branch Bacardi, star of The Da Vinci Load, To Drill a Mockingbird, The Postman Always Cums Twice, Chitty Chitty Gang Bang, The Twilight Bone,… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share
“Every unkind remark or crude gesture by others is a blessing, an opportunity to exercise our own capacity to forgive.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share
“Nuestro deber es enseñar a esos hombres y mujeres la libertad a través de la esclavitud; y el coraje a través del miedo.” — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share
