When people ask stupid questions, I feel obligated to give sarcastic answers. — Aldyna Threesya Copy Share Image
If you don't want sarcastic answers, don't ask stupid questions. — Michael Angelo De Leon Copy Share Image
Never tell anyone what you are going to do till you've done it. — Cornelius Vanderbilt Copy Share Image
Well, it's not so easy to give an answer when you ask a stupid question! — Hans Christian Andersen Copy Share Image
If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time… — Scott Adams Copy Share Image
Ok I hate when ppl ask stupid questions on SQ n they already know wat the answers are..they make u wanna turn… — Stupid Ppl Des Days Copy Share Image
“Helen savored the peace and quiet that only came in the complete absence of stupid questions.” — Christopher Farnsworth Copy Share Image
Best Advice In Two Lines: Silence Is The Best Answer For All The Stupid Questions.. Smiling Is The Best Reaction In All… — Ritu Ghatourey Copy Share Image
“She could just hear her little brother asking all sorts of stupid questions, like if his underwear was black too.” — Kelly Creagh Copy Share Image
Once I put that wig on, I didn't say an intelligent thing for four months. My voice went up. I walked differently.… — Sigourney Weaver Copy Share Image
“Sarcasm is one of the many services I offer to people who ask stupid questions!” — Habeeb Akande Copy Share Image
Someone said to me, "Hey, what's it like kissing Marilyn Monroe?" I said, "It's like kissing Hitler. What are you doing asking… — Tony Curtis Copy Share Image
I do not believe that I have had an interview with anybody in twenty-five years in which the person to whom I… — Harry Stack Sullivan Copy Share Image
The thing about interviews is that if someone interviews you, and they're an idiot, then they make you sound like an idiot,… — Dean Wareham Copy Share Image
“I had learned years ago that despite what so many adults always said, there really was such a thing as a stupid… — Obert Skye Copy Share Image
What I think is that the F-word is basically just a convenient nasty-sounding word that we tend to use when we would… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“They say there are no stupid questions. That’s obviously wrong; I think my question about hard and soft things, for example, is… — Randall Munroe Copy Share Image
I was the youngest child. I got to be myself and ask stupid questions because I was the youngest. It is so… — May-Britt Moser Copy Share Image
What if it lines up like it did in the Trojan War ... Athena versus Poseidon?" "I don't know. But I just… — Rick Riordan Copy Share Image
“In case you hadn’t noticed, there isn’t any heat in this place.” Nolan set the baseball bat aside and moved to the… — Debbie Macomber Copy Share Image
1. When People see you Lying Down, With Ur Eyes Closed, they Ask: Are You Sleeping? (No! I'm Trying to Die?) 2.… — Asheya Copy Share Image
“That evening, as I watched the sunset’s pinwheels of apricot and mauve slowly explode into red ribbons, I thought: The sensory misers… — Diane Ackerman Copy Share Image
“From Jess: FANG. I've commented your blog with my questions for THREE YEARS. You answer other people's STUPID questions but not MINE.… — James Patterson Copy Share Image
Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situations. 1. At theatre: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets… — Zhat Copy Share Image
“If Edgar sounded overeager, even rushed, the race was with his own temperament. He placed a premium on savvy. Yet since you… — Lionel Shriver Copy Share Image
Most STUPID questions people usually ask in obvious situation. 1. At movies: hey! What are you doing here? Me: I sell tickets… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“When you consider something like death, after which (there being no news flash to the contrary) we may well go out like… — Diane Ackerman Copy Share Image
“People? They usually ask only stupid questions, forcing you to reply with equally stupid answers. For instance, they ask you what you… — Ahlam Mosteghanemi Copy Share Image
If more government is the answer, then it was a really stupid question. — Ronald Reagan Copy Share Image
