If you stub your toe, you don't need to dialog yourself to be good to your foot, do you? When you see… — Krishna Das Copy Share Image
I sometimes stop and wonder if I have a superhumanly high pain threshold and I just don't know it... But then I… — Alice Levine Copy Share Image
You will never stub your toe standing still. The faster you go, the more chance there is of stubbing your toe, but… — Charles Kettering Copy Share Image
“Every once in a while God allows you to stub your toe as a kind reminder to be grateful for the miraculous… — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
“Tragedy is when I stub my toe. Comedy is when you fall into an open manhole and die.” — Mel Brooks Copy Share Image
When I stub my toe it's like I pressed a button that plays all the curse words I know. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
