“Where were the Kristen Ashley alpha males? I wanted one.” — Laurel Ulen Curtis Alpha Copy Share Image
“About as much business as a cat owner has selling dog food. Or an Olympic swimmer has advertising for downhill ski equipment.… — Laurel Ulen Curtis A-is-for-alpha-male Copy Share Image
“Chicks before dicks. Hos before Bros. Moms before Doms.” — Laurel Ulen Curtis A-is-for-alpha-male Copy Share Image
“No, not in a creepy way. I am anti-incest. It says so on my bumper sticker.” — Laurel Ulen Curtis A-is-for-alpha-male Copy Share Image
“I was confident, but I still loved a good stroking. Pun one hundred percent abso-fucking-lutely intended.” — Laurel Ulen Curtis Confidence Copy Share Image
“Other people certainly had bigger problems, but this was my problem. This was my heartbreak.” — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
“Really, Mom? Boob play isn’t your thing? You didn’t have an urge to motorboat them? I, for one, am shocked.” — Laurel Ulen Curtis A-is-for-alpha-male Copy Share Image
“Even if I was planning on giving the business, I never wanted to look like I was in "the business".” — Laurel Ulen Curtis Business Copy Share Image
“Sometimes reality didn't come with a happily ever after.” — Laurel Ulen Curtis Fairy Copy Share Image
“If you asked me, denial was the best stage of grief. If prompted, the Wicked Queen’s mirror would definitely say it was… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Grief Copy Share Image
“You’re like a Banty Rooster, sweetheart. Tiny little thing, but you don’t hesitate to puff out your chest, lookin’ for a fight.” — Laurel Ulen Curtis Rooster Copy Share Image
“My palms were sweaty despite the aridity, and my heart beat at an accelerated pace. What if she had been kidnapped? Or… — Laurel Ulen Curtis A-is-for-alpha-male Copy Share Image
“For such a strong, physically intimidating guy, he was so freaking soft. So playful, so generous with affection. So everything I wanted.… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Impossible Copy Share Image
“I wanted someone to open doors and lend a helping hand, not because it was expected but because they wanted to. Because… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Helping hand Copy Share Image
“I wanted more. I wanted another level; that warm and fuzzy bond combined with a big, strong man who was good at… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Strong man Copy Share Image
“Being near him was like being in a cloud, making my vision blur and taking away some of reality's harshness with its… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Blur Copy Share Image
“Of course I wanted to embarrass my children one day. Isn’t that why people had kids? Besides free labor, I mean.” — Laurel Ulen Curtis A-is-for-alpha-male Copy Share Image
“It's not some specific quality the guy has. It's that he wants to be all of those things for that specific woman.… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Wants Things Copy Share Image
“I thought it was probably best if I didn't go snooping around Wade's room uninvited. These days I would probably find all… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Whips and chains Copy Share Image
“Finding the right woman is a lot like ridin’ a bull. You’ll know in a little over eight seconds whether they’re worth… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Right woman Copy Share Image
“As Thomas Jefferson said, “Our greatest happiness does not depend on the condition of life in which chance has placed us, but… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Happiness Copy Share Image
“The thing is, he was the best kind of guy. Protective and strong, loving and easygoing, funny and honest. He was actually… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Incest Copy Share Image
“God, that was nice. I wanted him to use that finger to touch me other places. Dirty, dirty places. Well, not dirty… — Laurel Ulen Curtis A-is-for-alpha-male Copy Share Image
“We hadn’t spoken one word to each other since the death glare last night, and I couldn’t help but check both of… — Laurel Ulen Curtis A-is-for-alpha-male Copy Share Image
“Yeah, it's terrible really. Little fucking minions in there hacking away with their teeny individual pick axes, tearing away the lining of… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Cramps Copy Share Image
“I knew that using a guy's opinion to build or maintain self-esteem was about the stupidest thing you could do, but sometimes… — Laurel Ulen Curtis Copy Share Image
