Stripper Quotes · Page 2

He planned to stick to her like pasties on a stripper.

— Gena Showalter

If you're the stripper I wanna be the pole!

— Anonymous

“If he’s the stripper, then who are you?” “I’m Cash Davenport. I own the club.”

— M. Leighton

A Woman Never Say: The new girl in my office is a stripper, I invited her over for dinner on Friday.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Rule one when you're working as a stripper, if a guy comes in with a lady, always make eye contact with her…

— C.M. Stunich

Dating a stripper is like eating noisy chips in church...everyone looks at you disgustingly, but deep down inside they want some too.…

— Anonymous

“Well, she’s either Jackie or . . . hey, how about Stormy? Like some North Hollywood stripper?”

— H.W. "Buzz" Bernard

I blame it on the model broad with the Hollywood smile, aww stripper booty and a rack like wow.

— Frank Ocean

The sun rose like a stripper, keeping its glory well covered by cloud till it seemed there'd be no show at all.

— Clive Barker

Strarted banging a stripper named Amazing, she's not all that, but at least I get to say I'm fucking Amazing.

— Nikhil Saluja

Lol its gettin hot in here, bouta take off all my clothes..i think I wanna stripper pole for christmas

— Anonymous

“…The shocking thing about any stripper gathering, I discovered, was that you have never heard women talk so fast and so explicitly…

— Susie Bright

I realize Jubilee is a bit of a stripper name. You probably think I have heard the call of the pole.

— Maureen Johnson

“Only one day at public school and the bitches already made your locker rain?" she laughs. "Impressive.”

— Colleen Hoover

Where is Barbie?" The female shifter snickered and choked it off. "Is there a stripper pole?

— Ilona Andrews

“One of the main functions of a push-up bra is to lower the number of mothers who seem like mothers.”

— Mokokoma Mokhonoana

People expect me to be with some stripper... That's just the kind of woman I work with.

— Luther Campbell