This is the seduction room...where I'm completely seduced by a stripper. — Brendon Urie Copy Share Image
I would have made a lousy stripper. I'm just not very comfortable exposing myself. — Robin Wright Copy Share Image
“She tucked a five-dollar bill into my dress strap—like I was a stripper!” — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
Hey, shwaty is like a stripper,. Look at her legs, she can't get no thicker. — Cali Swag District Copy Share Image
Now easy, Miss Thang. We just using what we got to get what we want. -Stripper — The Players Club Copy Share Image
Lol its gettin hot in here, bouta take off all my clothes..i think I wanna stripper pole for christmas — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Strarted banging a stripper named Amazing, she's not all that, but at least I get to say I'm fucking Amazing. — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
The sun rose like a stripper, keeping its glory well covered by cloud till it seemed there'd be no show at all. — Clive Barker Copy Share Image
I blame it on the model broad with the Hollywood smile, aww stripper booty and a rack like wow. — Frank Ocean Copy Share Image
“Well, she’s either Jackie or . . . hey, how about Stormy? Like some North Hollywood stripper?” — H.W. "Buzz" Bernard Copy Share Image
Dating a stripper is like eating noisy chips in church...everyone looks at you disgustingly, but deep down inside they want some too.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Rule one when you're working as a stripper, if a guy comes in with a lady, always make eye contact with her… — C.M. Stunich Copy Share Image
People expect me to be with some stripper... That's just the kind of woman I work with. — Luther Campbell Copy Share Image
“…The shocking thing about any stripper gathering, I discovered, was that you have never heard women talk so fast and so explicitly… — Susie Bright Copy Share Image
“Oh Lord,” Shirleen groaned, sitting down. “First she wants to be a rock star now she wants to be a stripper.” Then… — Kristen Ashley Copy Share Image
Where is Wilkins, anyway?" Cameron asked. "In the living room, being accosted by eighteen women who think he's a stripper. I thought… — Julie James Copy Share Image
“I got a small package in the mail today, and I thought it was the midget stripper I bought off eBay. But… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Six months earlier, my ice breaker concerned a stripper who became a quadriplegic and eventually had her vagina eaten away by bedsores,… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
“At real stripper bars women just dance—so many things they could be checking off their lists. I guess men don’t want to… — Jill McDonough Copy Share Image
“Jesus, Ally, you're living with a stripper?" "She decided not to do it. She got a job at Hooters instead." "Oh, well,… — Lauren Barnholdt Copy Share Image
In the end, someone is depending on me to show up on their set looking a specific way, whether that's 40 pounds… — Matt Bomer Copy Share Image
“His deep voice drifted to her through the crowd of women. “…my lady when she returns. Och, there ye are, Blossom,” Faolán… — Shannon MacLeod Copy Share Image
“Six month of sitting home, six month of doing absolutely nothing but watching TV, going out, sleeping, getting drunk and sleeping again.… — Ellie Midwood Copy Share Image
“Charlotte, dressed in a very short-skirted policewoman's outfit, was leading a dancing brigade, jumping around at the front of the room, her… — Maureen Johnson Copy Share Image
“I stared down into his handsome face while my mouth gaped like a fish. Oh my good God. No wonder I had… — Nichole Chase Copy Share Image
“If he’s the stripper, then who are you?” “I’m Cash Davenport. I own the club.” — M. Leighton Copy Share Image
'Channing Tatum plays a stripper? I don't wanna see that.' Said no one ever. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
