“Straight men aren't my thing. I could never understand the gay fascination with straight men. They are not known for their fine treatment of women; why would they treat a homo any better?” — Steven Cooper Copy Share Image
“You must understand the pain and grief of losing someone is nothing more than a function of survival.” — Steven Cooper Copy Share Image
“I was convinced (still I am, in fact) that there's no such thing as a novel, astonishing or not, without a penis.” — Steven Cooper Copy Share Image
“There are some things that are better left unknown until the time is right. The time is not right until death, which, in my… — Steven Cooper Copy Share Image
“When you die you become a star. It's as simple and as complicated as that.” — Steven Cooper Copy Share Image
“The only reason death is a bad thing is because it is bad for the living.” — Steven Cooper Copy Share Image
“When we die we mourn the loss of such a magnificent sensation that is orgasm.” — Steven Cooper Copy Share Image
“Human beings always want explanations. They have to know everything about everything and they have to know it immediately.” — Steven Cooper Copy Share Image
“Straight men aren't my thing. I could never understand the gay fascination with straight men. They are not known for their fine treatment of… — Steven Cooper Copy Share Image
