Want to hear a sad story about the Dukakis campaign? The governor of Massachusetts, he lost his top naval advisor last week. His rubber ducky drowned in the bathtub. — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
Lookit, I've done it their way this far and now it's my turn. I'm my own handler. Any questions? Ask me ... There's not going to be any more handler stories because I'm the handler ... I'm Doctor Spin. — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
This is what I say about the scorn of the media elite: I wear their scorn as a badge of honor. — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
We will invest in our people, quality education, job opportunity, family, neighborhood, and yes, a thing we call America. — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
Let me just be very clear that the Republican Party will select a nominee that will beat Bill Clinton. — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image
The U.S. victory in Gulf War was a stirring victory for the forces of aggression. — Dan Quayle Copy Share Image