As part of a balanced breakfast on 4/20, don't forget to eat your Weedies! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love weed, LOVE IT! Probably always will! But not as much as I love p*ssy! The end. -Thurgood Jenkins — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When I need to free my mind I can find, satisfaction in a bag of weed. Everything I need, leave it to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Always take your drivers license pic STONED, that way whenever you get pulled over, the cop will think you always look like… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm submitting all of you pot smokers and your pot Instragram photographs to your schools and jobs. Happy 420! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Grandma...little do you know that all the money you keep giving me is being spent on weed. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Cool cat, but I'm burning through nine lives. Weed smoke is my holy water, come and get baptized. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
How do you know you're a pothead? The last thing you studied for was a urine test. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'd definitely attend a marijuana legalization rally if I wasn't too stoned to leave my apartment. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We're all addicts; we inhale and exhale, without air we can't live. But then, we're all different; I like to inhale C21H30O2,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
In his extreme youth Stoner had thought of love as an absolute state of being to which, if one were lucky, one… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy 420, enjoy prison when they do a Happy 421 National Drug Test Day! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Ever noticed that people who believe in Creationism look really unevolved? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If weed is a plant and plants are life...then wouldn't smoking weed be getting high on life? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There is a chemical in weed called "fuck it", and if you can just get that in your system it can change… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Celebrating 4/20 has taught me that not even pot can make matzoh taste good. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Stoners live, stoners die, but in the end we all get high. So if in life you dont succeed, stuff this shit… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I know you don't smoke weed, I know this; but I'm gonna get you high today, 'cause it's Friday; you ain't got… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Weed is made on the earth. God made this plant for a reason. So we can feel good and take the pain… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
At 4:20 p.m. on April 20 millions of pot smokers around the world will observe 420, otherwise known as Weed Day, to… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's smoke enough pot so that we make even less sense than the meaning of 4/20. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
