Good places for aphorisms: in fortune cookies, on bumper stickers, and on banners flying over the Palace of Free Advice. — Mason Cooley Copy Share Image
I love children, but I don't think I can eat a whole one.- Bumper sticker — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
I still have a 15¢ sticker on the frame of my law degree. It's tainted, so I just leave it in the basement. — Clarence Thomas Copy Share Image
Back in the '60s, there was a car sticker that read, 'Forget Oxfam, Feed Twiggy,' but I ate like a horse. — Twiggy Copy Share Image
“I mean, how do you know if people are good for you or not? It's not like they come with an FDA… — Michael Thomas Ford Copy Share Image
[Jesus] said that they will know we are Christians - not by our bumper stickers and T-shirts - but by our love. — Shane Claiborne Copy Share Image
I'm one of those goobers who comes out of the polling place actually wearing the 'I VOTED' sticker on my jacket. — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
Together we will build an America where hope is a new job with a paycheck, not a faded word on an old… — Mitt Romney Copy Share Image
And yet we have brave men and women who are willing to step forward because they know what's at stake. They're willing… — Rick Santorum Copy Share Image
I was making stickers for guys' bands. I was in the front row photographing bands, booking bands, doing all of the kind… — Kathleen Hanna Copy Share Image
We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and… — David Cross Copy Share Image
I had a bumper sticker on my car for a long time that said, "Kill your television." People helpfully pointed out that… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
I don't know what the universe is all about, but to me, nothing is gained by slapping a God sticker on it.… — George Meyer Copy Share Image
Here's a bumper sticker I'd like to see... 'We are the Proud Parents of a Child who has resisted his teacher's attempts… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“The car bumper sticker for the discerning Sydney motorist, ‘Is it true, or did Alan Jones tell you?’, should be letter-boxed around… — Kerry-Anne Walsh Copy Share Image
There seems to be no stopping drug frenzy once it takes hold of a nation. What starts with an innocuous HUGS, NOT… — Barbara Ehrenreich Copy Share Image
We're being sold a brand new idea of patriotism. It never occurred to me that patriotism had to be advertised. Patriotism is… — Sam Shepard Copy Share Image
A popular bumper sticker post-9/11, and pretty faded these days, proclaims drivers of the cars to be 'Proud to be an American.'… — Hooman Majd Copy Share Image
[The kitchen] was also messy--delightfully so, thought Jane--and it didn't look as though lots of cooking went on there. There was a… — Jeanne Birdsall Copy Share Image
I just read a book on how to get control of my time and therefore of my life. My time has always… — Patrick F. McManus Copy Share Image
“November 4, 1987 Chicago I saw a bumper sticker the other day that read I LOVE KILLING COMMUNISTS. The word love was… — David Sedaris Copy Share Image
Sejal had not thought of her home, or of India as a whole, as cool. She was dimly aware, however, of a… — Adam Rex Copy Share Image
Bush and the corporate kleptocrats have stomped on too many people and left too many people out of the system, and those… — Jim Hightower Copy Share Image
[My father ] came home from World War II and he voted for [Dwight] Eisenhower. He was pretty thoughtful about those things,… — Jeff Sessions Copy Share Image
My colleague Senator John Ensign of Nevada told me a story that epitomizes the selfishness of our culture: When I was a… — Rick Santorum Copy Share Image
A Five year old kid,He sat with us(Jacqui,madison,menna,gabby,and i) at the lunch table,He was a teachers kid. He is very shy.He gave… — Jazzy Copy Share Image
I think happiness is a choice. I believe luck is your attitude. It sounds like a really annoying bumper sticker. But there… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
However, displayed right alongside all the Confederate flag paraphernalia is a bunch of American flag merch – American flag place mats, patriotic… — Sarah Vowell Copy Share Image
I read with keen interest the words of a bumper sticker readily visible on the highly polished chrome bumper of a car… — Thomas S. Monson Copy Share Image
One has to live with the ignominy of a garish sticker slapped over one's face, proclaiming '? — Michael Heseltine Copy Share Image
I like to do designs on the side of my face, or cut out foil stickers from the crafts store and put… — Khloe Kardashian Copy Share Image
When people ask me why I don't have a tattoo, I ask them why they never see a bumper sticker on a… — Crapp Copy Share Image
When life hands you lemons say, "Lemons? What else have you got?" - bumper sticker — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
No, I don't autograph blank slips, checks, or stickers, and certainly no books without me in them. — Jack L. Chalker Copy Share Image
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![“[The kitchen] was also messy--delightfully so, thought Jane--and it didn't look as though lots of cooking went on there. There was a laptop computer on the counter with duck stickers on it, the spice cabinet was full of Ben's toy trucks, and Jane couldn't spot a cookbook anywhere. This is the…” quote by Jeanne Birdsall](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/ec2/jeanne-birdsall-29395_bother_the-kitchen-was-also-messy-delightfully_790842.jpg)
![“[My father ] came home from World War II and he voted for [Dwight] Eisenhower. He was pretty thoughtful about those things, but never, as I said, ever campaigned for anybody. He let me put a [Barry] Goldwater sticker on his pickup truck, but he never put a bumper sticker on his car. We never had a…” quote by Jeff Sessions](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/i/675/jeff-sessions-2380_bumper_my-father-came-home-from-world-war-ii-an_539222.jpg)
