I'm actually so low maintenance when it comes to my hair. It's naturally stick-straight, but I do like to use a curling… — Laura Osnes Copy Share Image
“My rule of thumb for hitchhiking is: stick it up straight and proud and make if visible to all drivers.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
To make a crooked stick straight, we bend it the contrary way. — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
Shine it up real nice, turn it sideways, and stick it straight up your candy ass! — Dwayne Johnson Copy Share Image