“I'll stick this so far up your ass, the smoke will come out your ears.” — Abigail Roux Copy Share Image
“No, that you have a stick so far up your ass I should call you lollipop. Lighten up, dollface.” — Inez Kelley Copy Share Image
“I have always been fond of the West African proverb: ‘Speak softly and carry a big stick; you will go far,’ ” — Doris Kearns Goodwin Copy Share Image