“A bad economy is not enough reason for one to resort to crime. If the economy of a country is not working, at least every sane individual in that country owns a brain that works.” — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
“She says, "Do you have any rubbers?" I say, I thought she was barren. "Sure, I'm sterile," she says, "but I've had unprotected sex with a million guys. I could have some terrible fatal disease." I say that would only… — Chuck Palahniuk Copy Share Image