Think about world peace; while you're doing that I'll be over here stealing your stuff. — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Although there's no one I really pattern my game after, I am a firm believer in stealing stuff from other people. — Mohamed Bamba Copy Share Image
Stealing things is everybody's problem. We [Apple Inc.] own a lot of intellectual property, and we don't like when people steal it.… — Steve Jobs Copy Share Image
When I was a fetus, I used to sneak out at night when my mother was sleeping. I figured I should start… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image