When I was a kid, I use to close the refrigerator slowly to see the light turns off. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Current status: standing on a line between giving up and seeing how much more I can take. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Oh Great,you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its 4th of July. You know what that means...Ten million status updates saying the exact same thing. Get ready. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Single is not just a status. it's actually a word that best describes a person who is strong enough to live and… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Its not until we see someone in a place where they are vulnerable to actually understand the truth of that someone. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When Miley Cyrus gets naked and licks a hammer its art and music but when I do it I'm creepy and have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
People say that things happen for a reason. So when I hit you up side the head, remember I had a reason. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Love Twitter more than Facebook cause I can update my status every 5 minutes without people thinking I'm crazy... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It is typical for implicit status hierarchies of influence and esteem to emerge in interpersonal encounters, especially those that are goal oriented. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'll keep my SINgLE STATUS until the one proves I'm the ONE & ONLY ! So someone be my one :D — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You can't please everyone, but you can piss them all off at the same time! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
When you first joined Facebook you never knew how many family members had one! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
OH NICE, so you can update your status via mobile, but you cant text me back? — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Single is not a status. It's a word that describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Single isnt a status. Its a word that describes a person whos strong enough to enjoy life without depending on others. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back — Anonymous Copy Share
You'll seldom experience regret for anything that you've done. It is what you haven't done that will torment you. The message, therefore, is clear.… — Anonymous Copy Share
Scrabble - The game is available in Braille. That’s a nice fact. This makes me feel better about humanity for some reason. I can’t… — Anonymous Copy Share
“THIS tale of my sore-troubled life I write, To thank the God of nature, who conveyed My soul to me, and with such care… — Anonymous Copy Share
Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,… — Anonymous Copy Share
Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past… — Anonymous Copy Share
Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer… — Anonymous Copy Share
The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much. — Anonymous Copy Share
The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,… — Anonymous Copy Share
