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A head‑butt reminder that reasons exist pops up in a playful status. Anonymous shares humor about posting thoughts, the awkward pause when greeting a kid, and the feeling of standing on a thin line between giving up and pushing harder. The quotes also celebrate being single as a strong, independent state.

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Say it to my face, not through your status!

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Try to know your status

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Instead of a relationship status saying

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That awkard moment when you post a status about someone, and that person likes it.

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It's a Facebook status not a diary. Learn the difference…

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Im not a facebook status you dont have too like me.

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“The world more often rewards outward signs of merit than merit itself.”

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I'm not a facebook status you don't have to like me.

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That awkward moment when you tell a kid hi and they just stare at you

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Hey, I watch csi I can make your death look like a accident

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You dont have to like me, Im not a Facebook status.

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Life is like a pregnancy. You gotta push through all the struggle and fight to get the reward you've been waiting for…

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Single is not a status. Its a word describing a person who is strong enough to live without depending on others.

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Why is it that Facebook even gives me the option to 'Like' my own status? Of course I like my status. I'm…

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Single iz nt a status it describes a person who is strong enough to live and enjoy life without dependng on others :)

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Guys. It wasn't me who posted that status. Please stop asking me. But whoever it was, please don't.

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There should be a new Online Status Update for Relationships... I Don't even Know What's Going On

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If you've got something to say, don't hide behind your Facebook status honey- come to me & we can figure it out…

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Maybe you should post wants attentions as your status cause I don't think people are getting your drift.

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I wish that I could put my status to what I am really thinking¦

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My neighbor use to like me until I put a password on my wifi.

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You dont have to like me coz Im not a facebook status.

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That awkward moment when I'm really drunk and you're still ugly.

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Is updating his status to let you know his status is not about you.

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You don't have 2 like me. I'm not a Facebook STATUS.

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I never make the same mistake twice. I make it 4 or 5 times, just to be sure..

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There should be a relationship status for 'I don't even know what's going on.'

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How I met your mother, its all started with a friend request.

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I can change my status but can't change the way I feel about you.

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The first status on Facebook in 2013: 'Is anyone alive?'

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People should be glad I don't always post my thoughts on their status'.

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My status wasn't aimed towards you but hey if the show fits feel free to wear it.

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Theres always that person whom you wish their status was about you.

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You don't have to like me am not a Facebook status

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Stay It To My Face. Not Through Your Status...!!

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I was going to post a status, but then I remembered I have family on Facebook...

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Making a good Facebook status and then the next day you see it on someone else's page...

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Im not a Facebook status you dont have to like me.

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Just because this is a facebook status, doesn't mean you have to like me.

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I don't like that tone of voice you're texting me in.

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Put on my J's and dance the whole night away Im naughty by nature like Im hip-hop hooray With my hands in the sky,…

Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past…

Distance is a test of love. many will fail for those who can't withstand it, but for those who can, theres only one answer…

Im sorry I ever tried...

Being betrayed by the one you love is the worst feeling in the world...

Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

“Start a business, not a startup”

The truth is, of course, that the curtness of the Ten Commandments is an evidence, not of the gloom and narrowness of a religion,…

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