Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls. Contrary to what you've just seen, war is neither glamorous nor fun. There are no winners, only losers. There are no good wars, with the following exceptions: The American Revolution, World War II, and… — Nancy Cartwright Copy Share Image
Life is a paradox, you're damned if you do and damned if you don't — Nancy Cartwright Copy Share Image
Adding 'just kidding' doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal. — Nancy Cartwright Copy Share Image
Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the… — Nancy Cartwright Copy Share Image
I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little. — Nancy Cartwright Copy Share Image
I didn't do it, nobody saw me do it, there's no way you can prove anything! — Nancy Cartwright Copy Share Image
Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun. — Nancy Cartwright Copy Share Image
