Stand up comedian Quotes by T. J. Miller

When it's all you, you can't blame a bear. You gotta bear the burden yourself.

— T. J. Miller

Yogi Bear changed my life in ways that I can't explain because it's not a full feature on me.

— T. J. Miller

Movie is an industry without job security. As soon as a job is done, you have to find a job. But I think doing…

— T. J. Miller

I laugh at absurdity hardest, then stories, then observations, then bearded men on roller skates.

— T. J. Miller

I feel a strong affinity to Ke$ha and Katy Perry and a lot of these women who are really pushing the girl power femme…

— T. J. Miller

I love writing but not crazy meticulous/prepared enough to be a director. I'd work as a gaffer on something.

— T. J. Miller

If you want to be a stand-up comedian or an artist, you move to New York.

— T. J. Miller

I like hip-hop, but I don't like concerts. There's like sweat, on people's backs.

— T. J. Miller

Yogi Bear - there's everything before Yogi Bear and there's everything after Yogi Bear. Like a major car accident, or the birth of Christ.

— T. J. Miller

Stuff that I write isn't as similar to the stuff that I'm in, but I don't really care, I just do comedy.

— T. J. Miller

If you're a psychologist, you can instrumentally change peoples' lives for the better.

— T. J. Miller

If I can make someone laugh, I lift them out of their fundamentally tragic existence.

— T. J. Miller