I wish drinking green beer on St. Patrick's Day wasn't the closest you'll come this year to eating a vegetable. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May lady luck shine on you. May you get the machine that makes Gold for you. Wishing you good luck on St.Patrick's… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Let's rise to the challenge of still being too hungover for work two days after St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“Be sure to wear green on March seventeen, or else Irish leprechauns pinch your bones clean!” — Richelle E. Goodrich Copy Share Image
I give you my good wishes, warm thoughts and honest prayers. May you get blessed on this St. Patrick's Day. Enjoy! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Wishing you, Good luck, blessings and happiness, for today and every day. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Save money this St. Patrick's Day by passing out as fast as humanly possible. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to. — Shane Leslie Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's day is not only about wearing green. It is about following his preachings and practicing them in real life. Have… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
We've never done a coordinated music effort. Everything else we've done has been around a holiday - Halloween, Mardi Gras, half way… — Craig Johnson Copy Share Image
It's unfortunate that your inevitable attempt at an Irish jig this St. Patrick's Day will likely bring our friendship to an end. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The prime minister of Ireland will be celebrating St. Patrick's Day at the White House. So finally the Secret Service agents will… — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
My parents are both from Belfast. I have an Irish passport and a British passport, and I go back every summer and… — Stella Maxwell Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's Day is a holy day for Roman Catholics in Ireland to pray and a day for drunk people to vomit… — Margot Leitman Copy Share Image
Don't search for a four-leaf clover. Good luck is shinning right above you. All you got to do, is believe. Happy St.… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
It's like some weird excuse for high school kids to vomit. It's not good. It's stupid. I'm sure that's not what St.… — Frances McDormand Copy Share Image
My parents sent me to a school across town, an integrated school, where I had the chance to meet and grow up… — Isabel Wilkerson Copy Share Image
It's a big deal about whether or not gays can march in the St. Patrick's Day Parade and I have to say… — Laura Kightlinger Copy Share Image
“February Soup by Stewart Stafford The February fog, Turns all into blobs, Orange street lights, To Valentine's Night. When the wind strays,… — Stewart Stafford Copy Share Image
We've got wars. Imagine having more money, you could buy more beer. Have you been to Dublin in its heyday like in… — Gavin Friday Copy Share Image
It's such a shame, really, because we were known for our country of saints and scholars, and we grew up with such… — Katie Taylor Copy Share Image
“I have a rule: Anything that can be done privately does not need to be performed publicly. It’s why I love the… — Greg Gutfeld Copy Share Image
On this day, millions of people...throughout the world will gather to commemorate the life of Patrick, patron saint of Ireland. From his… — George W. Bush Copy Share Image
“Chicago honors a saint: Patrick. But unlike the San Giovanni Festival honoring John the Baptist, St. Patrick’s Day is less about the… — Kristin Rae Copy Share Image
“Did you know #Leprechauns didn't start out in Ireland as those short little redheaded guys sporting green felt suits? #Leprechauns were once… — Paula Millhouse Copy Share Image
“So you really think these all represent different holiday lands?" he asked, pulling open the door with the large bird on it.… — Mari Mancusi Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time, a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summer's magic. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I'm giving up drinking for Lent and giving up Lent for St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Paint yourself green and search for the hidden pot of gold. It is St. Patrick's Day. Have a Happy Feast. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
They say there are only two kinds of people on St. Patrick's Day: the Irish, and the people that drive them home. — Conan O'Brien Copy Share Image
St. Patrick's Day is an enchanted time, a day to begin transforming winter's dreams into summers magic. — Adrienne Cook Copy Share Image
I wish you a day filled with barrels of beers, pots of gold and loads of happiness. Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May the luck and joy shine on you, today and everyday. I wish you a Happy St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have a lot of fond memories of St. Patrick's Day in Chicago. Vague, but fond. — Joel Murray Copy Share Image
Every St. Patrick's Day in my hometown is such a huge thing. You know, it was like Christmas, but in green. — J. Courtney Sullivan Copy Share Image
Remember not to ruin your St. Patrick's Day by reading or watching anything related to the history of Ireland. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Here's to Hollywood not bothering to make an unwatchable star-studded romantic comedy called St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Happy St Patrick's Day May the Irish luck be yours, on St.Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
May Siri be able to decipher your slurred requests for bar locations this St. Patrick's Day. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
