If I were the commissioner of all sports media I would issue an immediate ban on three-person announcing teams on telecasts of live sporting events. In almost all cases three is one voice too many. — Al Bernstein Copy Share Image
Adolescence is a period of rapid changes. Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. — Al Bernstein Copy Share Image
Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. Should the beholder have poor eyesight, he can ask the nearest person which girls look good.… — Al Bernstein Copy Share Image
Success is often the result of taking a misstep in the right direction. — Al Bernstein Copy Share Image
Even more exasperating than the guy who thinks he knows it all is the one who really does. — Al Bernstein Copy Share Image
