Memorizing lines isn't really hard. Only with really hard words and stuff. — Andrew Lawrence Copy Share Image
I'm an athlete, but I'm not a runner. I'm 5-foot-8 and stocky - not exactly a runner's type. — Andrew Lawrence Copy Share Image
I get frustrated by the fact that comics go on stage with some kind of agenda beyond comedy - I'm not sure it should… — Andrew Lawrence Copy Share Image
I get embarrassed by people. It's really awkward for me to have a chat with people who have been to see a gig. — Andrew Lawrence Copy Share Image
I suppose I'm going on stage and making jokes about the fact that the audience are expecting the show to be about something and… — Andrew Lawrence Copy Share Image
“I admire these phone hackers. I think they have a lot of patience. I can't even be bothered to check my OWN voicemails.” — Andrew Lawrence Copy Share Image
