My fear is that I go up to the girl of my dreams and say 'I'm sorry, but I've got to say hello to you,' and she slides the stool back and gets up and walks away, saying, 'Not for… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I am beginning to know what it feels like to be a woman. To have people looking at you all the time. And I'm sorry ladies, I had no idea! But people are looking at me all the time. It's… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I'm getting to a point where everything is becoming streamlined in my life. I'm learning how to stand onstage for two hours and play… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I'm a good man with a good heart had a tough time, got a rough start But I finally learned to let it go. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
Anybody who's made it will tell you, you can make it. Anyone who hasn't made it will tell you, you can't — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I have these accidents, these mistakes, these self-inflicted wounds, and then I tear my head to shreds about it for days. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
Who I am as a guitarist is defined by my failure to become Jimi Hendrix. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I knew what I wanted to do when I was 13 and I had to go through four years of high school to get… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
We're supposed to lose our friends to time, at an age when we're ready to agree to the terms of having lived a long… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
I need to learn how to start saying no. Like when someone says ‘please stop choking me.’ — John Mayer Copy Share Image
By the time I recognize this moment, this moment will be gone. . . But I will bend the light, pretend that it somehow lingered on — John Mayer Copy Share Image
Everybody is just a stranger, but that's the danger in going my own way. — John Mayer Copy Share Image
Ninety-nine percent of my life is still completely common. I do have a golden helicopter. I fly it to Malibu. But other than that,… — John Mayer Copy Share Image
