Sonic 3 is reminiscent of sex. Or pizza. Even when it's bad, it's still pretty good. — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
When I want a chilling vision of the future, I just watch the Golden Girls. — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
Welcome to my world, Sessler. Welcome to my naked, cartwheeling world. — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
Bad music in games causes gamers a sharp, sudden pain not unlike a swift kick to the testicles...not that I'd know what that felt… — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
Here's an anagram for you: THIS GAME SUCKS. When you unravel it, it becomes: THIS GAME SUCKS. — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
There's a line out the door of the women's room at E3. Times they are a changing... — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
Anal tounge darts; I don't know what that is, and I never want to know. — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
Yes, it's another damn World War II flying game. I wish I cared, but I don't! — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
E3 skin is dry from dehydration and irritated from thick makeup. 5 hour live show = no time to pee so no one drinks… — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
I wanna see Tiger Woods attack Spiderman just because I would find it funny. — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
For a game about non-lethal violence, it sure makes me want to kill the developers! — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go fetch the paper. It's a dog's life, eh Leo? — Morgan Webb Copy Share Image
