I plan someday to do a one-man show based solely on the e-mails of Bellamy Young. And people will think I've written a brilliant comedy myself when, in fact, all the text will be directly from Bellamy. — Joshua Malina Copy Share Image
I actually have, in all seriousness, in the back of my mind someday to write a book, the title of which would be 'Quit Now and Other Practical Advice for the Aspiring Actor.' — Joshua Malina Copy Share Image
Someone on the internet referred to me as 'that horrible little man who's replacing Rob Lowe', which is hurtful, because I think of myself… — Joshua Malina Copy Share Image
I won't divulge the details, but there's a way to call somebody's phone and have whatever number you want appear on the caller I.D.… — Joshua Malina Copy Share Image
I plan someday to do a one-man show based solely on the e-mails of Bellamy Young. And people will think I've written a brilliant… — Joshua Malina Copy Share Image
I've been on plenty of things that never took off, and I've been on one thing, 'The West Wing,' that was a big hit,… — Joshua Malina Copy Share Image
I'm incapable of truly relaxing. I remember when I was younger and less wise or experienced, actors that I knew would always talk about… — Joshua Malina Copy Share Image
Now everybody's got a video camera, so go make videos with your friends or see if you can get a part in a film… — Joshua Malina Copy Share Image
I always wanted to be an actor. It sort of prevented that whole - I never had any of that kind of angsty period… — Joshua Malina Copy Share Image
I like to put shaving cream in the door handle of people's cars and that kind of thing. — Joshua Malina Copy Share Image
I think if you stand me up next to Rob Lowe, it's like we represent two different species. — Joshua Malina Copy Share Image
When I came on 'The West Wing,' I jumped onto something that was already a steaming locomotive of a hit. It was very exciting… — Joshua Malina Copy Share Image
