There are certain sorts of jokes which have only to do with the substitution of the unexpected word in a familiar context.… — Tom Stoppard Copy Share Image
I do consider myself a competitive person, but I'm not competitive to the point where I will do anything to win. I… — Jordin Sparks Copy Share Image
I was so young when the Killers started. I was 21. I'm proud of those songs, but there's no way I would… — Brandon Flowers Copy Share Image
There's never been a moment where I've tried to be somebody that I'm not. — Molly Yeh Copy Share Image
Before I look stupid and not know what a word means or how to pronounce it, I'll stop the whole production: 'Hey,… — Kevin Hart Copy Share Image
You forget that sometimes comedy is just a big night out for people. Almost every show, people come up to me and… — Hannibal Buress Copy Share Image
Of course I want to look good in clothes. And it never makes me feel good when somebody who has an insane… — Drew Barrymore Copy Share Image
The thing that's really kept me on my toes is how my mom would always tell me - it's not the best… — Brandon Flowers Copy Share Image
In the university library, we know when a book has been used in a class or put on reserve... or while it… — David Weinberger Copy Share Image
I was black and blue for about two years, but it's paid off tremendously. You know, if you get enough whacks, your… — Lucy Lawless Copy Share Image
A clown I knew who was retiring from Ringling Brothers gave me his giant shoes, and somebody else made me a clown… — Wavy Gravy Copy Share Image
Being listened to and being heard is an experience that doesn't happen terribly often. To listen compassionately or nonjudgmentally to another person… — Gabriel Byrne Copy Share Image
I remember while I was at school some of my Muslim friends talked about a handful of people spoiling things in every… — Jessie J Copy Share Image
Whether it's because of how somebody looks or because of what they're wearing, you kind of assess a person in the first… — Shemar Moore Copy Share Image
When somebody has an enormous success in this culture, people start asking two questions, which are 'What are you doing now?' and… — Elizabeth Gilbert Copy Share Image
How do you observe something you can't see? This is the basic question of somebody who's interested in finding and studying black… — Andrea M. Ghez Copy Share Image
I like people that define their own values. I am much more interested in somebody who has their own definition of what… — Spike Jonze Copy Share Image
Last winter when I was coming home from church one Thursday evening, I saw somebody run around the house again. I told… — Lizzie Andrew Borden Copy Share Image
When somebody talks about your career, most people are gonna talk about wins and losses, a World Series or pennants. But if… — Jim Leyland Copy Share Image
Adrian Clayborn is somebody that relentlessly brings that attitude, energy, and toughness. — Dan Quinn Copy Share Image
For me, the greatest fault would be to tell somebody something I'm not. — Manti Te'o Copy Share Image
I still got a lot to learn about fashion. I'm somebody who experiments, somebody who's finding their way. I'm young, and I… — Big Sean Copy Share Image
Whoever hired me might've just heard 'Refugee.' Well, I'm not the secret to 'Refugee.' The secret to 'Refugee' is the song. But… — Benmont Tench Copy Share Image
